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Pat M's avatar

Hysterical! I laughed at every twist and turn. Super fun to read out loud at a party. And the best advice I’ve heard in a long time.

You’re quite the writer Abby!

Abby Paradis's avatar

Your comment made me laugh, Patty!

While this essay could be described as 'where penis meets paint' - the one currently in progress could be described as 'where penis meets science.' Way less humorous... but kind of, sort of fun for me. (I'm working from a very loose definition of the word fun apparently.)